1 Don: Hi, Napoleon. Exactly what do you do past summer once again?Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! We spent it using my buddy inside the Alaska query wolverines!Don: Do you shoot one?Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, particularly 50 regarding ‚em! They kept seeking attack my personal cousins, what the deuce might you do in a situation that way?Don: What type of gun do you play with?Napoleon Dynamite: An effective freakin‘ a dozen-assess, what do do you think?
2 Napoleon Dynamite: [Giving the fresh new llama scoops of casserole along side wall] Tina, your pounds lard, already been get some Food!… Tina, eat. Dinner. Consume your meal!
3 Professor: Your feel, Napoleon.Napoleon Dynamite: The other day, Japanese experts explaced… placed volatile detonators towards the bottom from River Loch Ness so you can strike Nessie from the liquids. Sir Cort Godfrey of one’s Nessie Alliance summoned the assistance of Scotland’s regional wizards to help you cast a protective spell across the lake as well as local citizens and all sorts of people that look for brand new quiet existence of our underwater friend.
5 Deb: Just what are your drawing?Napoleon Dynamite: Good liger.Deb: What is actually good liger?Napoleon Dynamite: It is just about my personal favorite creature. It’s for example an excellent lion and an excellent tiger combined… bred for its enjoy inside the secret.
six Napoleon Dynamite: [speaking about Deb's milk products] I discover you happen to be taking step one%. Is the fact ’cause do you consider you will be body weight? ‘Cause you’re not. You may be ingesting whole for folks who desired to.
8 Buddy Rico: How about your girl?Kip: Better, things are providing pretty severe right now. What i’m saying is, we cam on the internet getting, such, a couple of hours every day therefore i suppose you might say things is actually gettin‘ very really serious.
nine Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens keeps large talons?Farmer: Do he has exactly what?Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.Farmer: I do not know a keyword you merely told you.
10 [Napoleon keeps snuck tator tots out of the meal area and you may are food her or him through the group from his pants wallet] Randy: Napoleon, bring me personally some of the tots.Napoleon Dynamite: Zero, wade look for their.Randy: Get real, provide myself a number of your tots.Napoleon Dynamite: Zero, I’m freakin‘ eager! I didn’t reach eat *anything* today.Randy: [Kicks the new wallet into tots, smashing them] Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin‘ idiot!
eleven Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the newest freakin‘ potato chips, Kip.Kip: Napoleon, avoid being envious that I have been chatting online having girls… *all round the day*. Besides, the two of us remember that I am studies become a cage combatant.Napoleon Dynamite: Because when, Kip? You’ve got the terrible reflexes in history.Kip: Try to struck myself, Napoleon.Napoleon Dynamite: What?Kip: We said get smaller here to discover what goes on if you make an effort to struck me personally.
fourteen [first traces] Boy for the Bus: What exactly are your likely to create today, Napoleon?Napoleon Dynamite: Any type of Personally i think including I desire to do. Gosh!
15 Sibling Rico: Kip, We reckon… you are aware much on… the internet? Your ever before come across things… such big date traveling?Kip: Simple, I have already looked into they to own myself.Cousin Rico: Close to… close to.
sixteen Napoleon Dynamite: What type of bicycle have you got?Pedro: It’s a beneficial sledgehammer.Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You’ve got shocks, pegs… lucky! Your actually ever take it off any nice leaps?Napoleon Dynamite: [Move Pedro bouncing] You’ve got such as for instance three feet from heavens that time.
19 Napoleon Dynamite: [if you're hitch-hiking] So are you guys like Pedro’s cousins using nice hookups?Cholo No. 1: Simon![North american country jargon to possess “Heck, yeah!”]
20 Uncle Rico: Simply how much you should make a bet I can place an effective activities more them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda set me personally within the last one-fourth, we would’ve already been county champions. Surely. Surely inside my head.
21 Kip: Thus when’s grandmother returning?Sibling Rico: I’m not sure. Undecided.Napoleon Dynamite: It’s not necessary to stay right here around, we are really not kids.Bro Rico: Ha-ha! Confer with your Auntie Carolyn.Napoleon Dynamite: Kip feels like 32 years old.Kip: I don’t attention for people who remain.
22 Randy: Hey, provide myself 50 dollars therefore i can buy a pop.Bullied Man: I don’t have one, Randy.Randy: C’mon, I shall shell out your right back.Bullied Child: I don’t have…[Randy grabs your by the back of one's shoulder and you may starts yanking up-and-down with it] Randy: I shall do this for you…Bullied Boy: Usually do not! Prevent! End! Try not to! Ow. Right here, here.[Randy holds the bucks and strolls out] Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon, who's started seeing, treks as much as the kid] How’s your shoulder?Bullied Son: Stings.Napoleon Dynamite: That’s also bad.[Napoleon now offers your a great boondoggle trick-chain] Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro provides his security.[Cut to next scene – the brand new bullied kid jdate coupon is delivering their bicycle from a rack and Randy walks upwards] Randy: Hey, i want to obtain your own bicycle.Bullied Guy: Zero.Randy: C’mon, I am going to make you some chips.Bullied Guy: Zero![They continue to endeavor across the bicycle] Cholo No. 1, Cholo #2: [push upwards inside their lowest-rider modifiable, having “Vote cuatro Pedro” coated into door. The fresh new rider shakes their lead ‘no' which have a threatening look toward his deal with. Randy offers up and walks off the man. New bullied kid smiles]
23 Kip: LaFawnduh was *the* most sensible thing who may have actually happened certainly to me. I’m one hundred% confident she’s my soul mates. Don’t be concerned Napoleon, I am aware you will find a babe online for you also. Peace away.
twenty five [Kip try vocal in order to Lafawnduh when they was obvious husband and you can wife] Kip: Exactly why do you adore myself? How come you want me? Constantly and you may permanently… I fulfilled when you look at the a beneficial chatroom, now all of our like can completely bloom… Sure the world-wide-web is superb, but you, you create my personal drool… Everyone loves tech, although not doing your, you will find… However, I Nevertheless love technology… Usually and forever. Our love is like a flock out-of doves, flying as much as heaven above… always and you will forever, usually and you can forever… Why do you prefer me? Exactly why do you love me? Constantly and you will permanently…
26 Kip: [Napoleon have Kip during the a beneficial sleeper-hold] Ow! Ah geez!Napoleon Dynamite: Exactly what the shit was Buddy Rico doin‘ inside my girlfriend’s domestic?Kip: Napoleon, release myself! In my opinion you may be bruisin‘ my neck meats!Napoleon Dynamite: Okay![Napoleon launches Kip] Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you presently males doin’? Tryin‘ to ruin living and come up with me personally look like good freakin‘ idiot?Kip: I am away makin‘ particular nice moola having Uncle Rico. Geez, I do believe your ripped my personal mole of.Napoleon Dynamite: I did?Kip: Yeah, is it hemorrhaging?Napoleon Dynamite: A bit.
27 Pedro: Do you consider people will choose for my situation?Napoleon Dynamite: Heck sure! I might vote to you.Pedro: Such what are my experience?Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have got a nice bicycle. And you’re excellent within hooking up that have girls. As well as you may be for instance the just guy in school who has good mustache.